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Post by mxgranpa on Feb 21, 2012 7:14:50 GMT -8
As far as I can tell I'm the oldest ACTIVE MX RACER LIVING IN NORTHERN NEVADA. Since I've joined the Nevada Old Timers Club for the first time in several years and will be an active member participating in and helping with any and all activities I've just sent an email to our President stating that since I have the honor of being the oldest active racer and do to my advanced age, deteriorating physical condition and declining mental abilities I will not be doing any of the following at any of the club activities; I will no longer do actual manual labor, erect "t" posts or fencing, shoveling, any lifting, bending, running, walking, sitting, standing or anything that remotely strikes me as taking effort or thought. But I will be more than happy to help with any task that needs to be done, all you need to do is ask.
I await your reply to my claiming the "honor" of being your club's SENIOR motocrosser (ie, one who actually rides and races) and my volunteering to do any task that needs to be done. Thanks for your time and attention.
Jim Patterson, OTMX #542 (my birth date)
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Post by jbrown62r on Feb 21, 2012 7:51:16 GMT -8
HAHA Can I make a claim to the youngest member?
Wait a minute, if I'm the youngest does that mean that I need to pick up the slack from the oldest???
Could you would you in a box
Could you would you with a fox
Could you would you in a house
could you would you with a mouse
could you would you try green eggs and manual labor?
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Post by rooster73 on Feb 21, 2012 8:38:56 GMT -8
ahhh...give me a minute, I will come up with a reply..........just didn't want you to think I wasn't paying attention. Not sure I want to settle for second place............yet!
Rooster
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Post by mxgranpa on Feb 21, 2012 9:34:25 GMT -8
HAHA Can I make a claim to the youngest member? Wait a minute, if I'm the youngest does that mean that I need to pick up the slack from the oldest??? Could you would you in a box Could you would you with a fox Could you would you in a house could you would you with a mouse could you would you try green eggs and manual labor? Yes, your the youngest therefore it is incumbent upon you as the youngest and as President to find someone to pick up the slack or "gol dern it" do it your self. And frankly I don't understand the rest of your reply it sounds like some sort of deviant behavior and we'll have none of that around here! But hey don't fret someday we'll let you race as an Old Timer. |
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Post by mxgranpa on Feb 21, 2012 9:37:32 GMT -8
ahhh...give me a minute, I will come up with a reply..........just didn't want you to think I wasn't paying attention. Not sure I want to settle for second place............yet! Rooster A little short on the uptake this morning eh Rooster? Must be all that partying at night. |
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Post by jbrown62r on Feb 21, 2012 21:57:54 GMT -8
Your not so old you forgot Dr. Suess?
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Post by rooster73 on Feb 21, 2012 23:27:44 GMT -8
Don't know for sure if he forgot Dr. Suess, but he's so old he came to fernley last sunday and forgot his bike.................Rooster
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Post by mxgranpa on Feb 22, 2012 7:27:07 GMT -8
Your not so old you forgot Dr. Suess? How could I forget Dr. Suess? He was my Pathogeneolaperolaligist back in the '70s. He also helped me quit smoking. |
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Post by mxgranpa on Feb 22, 2012 8:20:54 GMT -8
Don't know for sure if he forgot Dr. Suess, but he's so old he came to fernley last sunday and forgot his bike.................Rooster Not so, old buddy. I had house guests and they had stayed too long so I left the house and came out to Fernley to join the club as well as to impart my sage wisdom to the 2012 Board of Directors. |
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Post by rooster73 on Feb 22, 2012 13:58:40 GMT -8
So, what are you saying Jim, your house quest forgot to load your bike for you?, and what is sage wisdom. I don't know that term..........................Rooster
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Post by mxgranpa on Feb 23, 2012 7:26:51 GMT -8
So, what are you saying Jim, your house quest forgot to load your bike for you?, and what is sage wisdom. I don't know that term..........................Rooster Well my friend I can understand your not knowing the term "Sage wisdom" so here's an explanation for you: The term "Sage" refers to me of course. The definition of "Sage" is "One venerated for experience, judgment, and wisdom" and the wisdom I imparted to the Board was, of course, top secret. I hope that clears things up. Nothin' wrong with my ego is there? By the Bye there's a PM for you at the top of this website. |
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